Zaxby’s Asian Zensation Salad Has Returned
Folks, it’s official. The stars have aligned, the cosmic salad bowl has been tossed, and the heavens have opened up to bestow upon us the greatest gift since someone figured out that ranch dressing goes with literally everything. That’s right—Zaxby’s Asian Zensation Salad™ is back, baby! And it’s bringing more zen to your taste buds than a yoga class led by a smoothie-drinking monk.
For those of you who have been living under a lettuce leaf, the Asian Zensation Salad is not your average bowl of rabbit food. Oh no, this is a full-on flavor explosion that’s as exciting as finding out your ex’s Netflix password still works. We’re talking crispy wonton strips that crunch louder than your aunt’s Facebook posts, a zesty Asian slaw that’s fresher than your new haircut, and a choice of fried or grilled chicken that’s juicier than the latest celebrity gossip.
Salad Lovers Rejoice
But wait, there’s more! (Cue the infomercial music.) The salad comes with a side of Zaxby’s signature Citrus Vinaigrette, which is basically sunshine in a bottle. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, they throw in a veggie egg roll that’s so delicious, it might just make you consider going vegetarian—for like, a day.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “How much zen is this going to cost me?” Well, my friends, you can get your hands on this masterpiece starting at just $10.79. That’s less than the price of a mediocre date and infinitely more satisfying.
But here’s the catch. This salad is only here for a limited time. It’s like that one friend who drops by unexpectedly, eats all your snacks, and then leaves just when you’re starting to enjoy their company. So, don’t dilly-dally!
Go forth, my fellow salad enthusiasts, and may your days be filled with crunchy wontons, zesty vinaigrette, and just the right amount of zen.