A Friendly Reminder from Your Favorite Sandwich Shop
Hey there, customers! It’s your friends at Jason’s Deli here. We hope this article finds you well. Or, at the very least, finds you craving a delicious sandwich and a warm bowl of soup.
Why You Need to Come Back (Like, Now)
As we sit down to write this, we can’t help but wonder: when was the last time you visited us? Was it last week? Last month? Last year? (Gasp) Have you been MIA for years?!
Don’t worry, we won’t judge you (too harshly). We just want to remind you that they’re still here, serving up the same mouth-watering sandwiches, salads, and soups that you know and love.
The Warning Signs
Are you experiencing any of the following symptoms?
- You can’t remember the taste of their signature Club Royale sandwich.
- You’ve been settling for subpar salads from other places.
- You’ve started to think that a “salad bar” is just a myth perpetuated by sad, sandwich-less people.
If any of these sound familiar, it’s time for an intervention. Your taste buds (and your stomach) are crying out for some Jason’s Deli love.
The Fine Print (a.k.a. The Rules of Engagement)
Rule 6 The Shameful Confession: When you walk through our doors, you must admit to the staff that it’s been way too long since you’ve visited. Bonus points if you wear a “I’m with stupid” t-shirt pointing to yourself.
So, when was the last time you visited Jason’s Deli? If it’s been too long, don’t worry – we forgive you. But it’s time to make amends and come back to the fold. Your taste buds will thank you, and so will we!
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