Hold onto your hats, cheese lovers! Taco Bell, the culinary geniuses who brought us the Doritos Locos Taco and the Naked Chicken Chalupa, are back at it again, this time unleashing a cheesy behemoth upon the world: the return of the Big Cheez-It.
It will be available for a limited time starting September 20, while supplies last.
Price & Items:
Big Cheez-It Crunchwrap Supreme ($5.49)
A la carte Big Cheez-it ($1.00)
Big Cheez-It Tostada ($2.99)
The Big Cheez-It Crunchwrap Combo ($9.99)
That’s right, the cracker that fueled your childhood snacking sessions has been supersized, Taco Bell-ified, and is ready to wreak havoc on your waistline (in the most delicious way possible).
Forget subtlety, Taco Bell is embracing the cheese. The Big Cheez-It Crunchwrap Supreme is back, and this time it’s packing TWO of those glorious, oversized crackers. Picture it: seasoned beef, nacho cheese sauce (because one type of cheese isn’t enough), lettuce, sour cream, and tomatoes, all lovingly embraced by a tortilla AND two Big Cheez-Its. It’s a cheese lover’s dream, a cardiologist’s nightmare, and a testament to the fact that Taco Bell truly understands its audience.
But wait, there’s more! For the true Cheez-It connoisseur, Taco Bell is offering the Big Cheez-It a la carte. That’s right, you can order a cracker the size of your face for a measly dollar. Think of the possibilities! Crumble it on your tacos, use it as a makeshift Frisbee, or just stare at it in awe and wonder.
And let’s not forget the Big Cheez-It Tostada: a simple yet elegant masterpiece featuring the aforementioned gigantic cracker topped with beef, lettuce, tomatoes, and sour cream. It’s like a taco salad, but with 16 times the cheese-flavored surface area.
Taco Bell claims they’re doing this because they “listen to their fans.” We believe them. Because who among us hasn’t dreamt of a world where Cheez-Its are the size of dinner plates and readily available at our favorite fast-food joint?
So, brace yourselves, cheese fanatics. The Big Cheez-It is back, and it’s bigger, cheesier, and more glorious than ever. Your diet may never forgive you, but your taste buds will sing your praises for eternity.
Just remember to wear stretchy pants.
