Subway Chocolate Peppermint Footlong Cookie
Hold onto your Santa hats, folks, because Subway is officially kicking off the holiday season with a sugar rush of epic proportions! Forget the figgy pudding and the sugar plums, this year it’s all about the Double Chocolate Peppermint Footlong Cookie, a monstrous creation that’s sure to send your dentist into a festive frenzy.
Yes, you read that right. Subway, the land of the five-dollar footlong, has taken its beloved Footlong Chocolate Chip Cookie and injected it with a hefty dose of holiday cheer (and probably a whole lot of sugar). This ain’t your grandma’s peppermint bark, people.
This is a footlong slab of double chocolate cookie dough, swirling with peppermint extract, and studded with candy cane pieces. It’s basically a Christmas tree ornament you can eat (but probably shouldn’t, all at once).
Get Yours Before They’re Gone (or Before Your Dentist Stages an Intervention)
This peppermint monstrosity is only available for a limited time, from November 1st through December 31st. So, you better act fast if you want to experience the joy (and the potential stomach ache) of a Double Chocolate Peppermint Footlong Cookie.
And hey, if you’re feeling extra generous, you can even gift one to a friend or family member.
Subway Chocolate Peppermint Footlong Cookie
This isn’t just some measly, palm-sized cookie. We’re talking a full 12 inches of warm, gooey, chocolatey, peppermint-y goodness. Imagine a chocolate chip cookie, but DOUBLE the chocolate, infused with enough peppermint to make your breath smell like a candy cane factory, and then stretched out to the length of a newborn baby. It’s a sugar rush waiting to happen.
Get your hands on this minty marvel at your local Subway, via the Subway app, or online at Subway.com. Just be prepared to loosen your belt a notch (or three). Happy holidays, and may your cookies be footlong!
(Disclaimer: Prices may vary. If you live in Alaska, Hawaii, or California, be prepared to pay a premium for your peppermint fix. Because apparently, shipping cookies across oceans is expensive. Check your app for pricing – because surprises are fun, right?)
