From September 25th to October 1st, 2024 (yes, you read that right, they’re planning ahead like doomsday preppers), Panera is offering a deal so good, it’ll make your avocado toast blush.
Buy one breakfast entrée, get one FREE! Just use the code “BETTER” online or in-café. It’s like they’re saying, “Hey, your breakfast could be better… so here’s another one!”
But wait, there’s more! (Isn’t there always?) The fine print is so fine, it’s practically invisible. You need to spend at least $5, which is about the cost of breathing inside a Panera. And forget about those round doughy things called bagels – they’re excluded faster than gluten at a health food convention.
The maximum discount is $9.00, so don’t go thinking you can order that gold-plated croissant you’ve been eyeing. And remember, this offer is only valid at “participating” U.S. bakery-cafes. Non-participating cafes will be shamed accordingly.
Oh, and if you’re thinking of gaming the system by ordering through a third-party delivery app, think again! Panera’s onto you, you sneaky breakfast bandit.
Finally, Panera reserves the right to pull this offer faster than you can say “sourdough” if there’s any hint of fraud, error, or if they simply wake up on the wrong side of the bread.
So mark your calendars, set your alarms, and maybe start a countdown clock. Because for one glorious week in 2024, breakfast at Panera will be BETTER. Or at least, you’ll have twice as much of it. Now that’s what I call upper crust!
