McDonald’s Unleashes New Dulce de Leche Frappé
In a bold move to single-handedly destroy the world’s collective diet, McDonald’s has just launched the McCafe Dulce de Leche Frappé, a drink so divine, it’ll make you forget all about your beach body goals.
This sweet siren of a drink boasts a rich caramel frappé base, a hint of coffee to pretend it’s a grown-up drink, and a drizzle of luscious dulce de leche syrup because, why not? This heavenly concoction is blended with ice until it reaches the perfect consistency for slurping, and then it’s topped with a cloud of light whipped cream and a sprinkle of crunchy caramel bits.
It’s like a party in your mouth, and everyone’s invited – including your stretchy pants.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “This sounds too good to be true! What’s the catch?” Well, the only catch is that a medium Dulce de Leche Frappé packs a whopping 630 calories. This is roughly the equivalent of a small meal or a week’s worth of guilt.
But hey, who’s counting? But hey, life’s too short to count calories when there’s caramel involved, right?
The best part? You can get your hands on this sugary masterpiece starting at just $3.19 for a small. That’s right, folks, for less than the cost of a therapy session, you can indulge in a drink that’ll make you forget all about your troubles – and your diet.
So, what are you waiting for? Order now through the McDonald’s app or McDelivery, and let the sweet, sweet taste of dulce de leche wash away your worries. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you…
Side effects of the Dulce de Leche Frappé may include:
- Spontaneous sugar highs
- Increased cravings for more sugar
- Temporary (or permanent) abandonment of diet goals
- Stretchy pants becoming your new best friend
- Irrepressible urges to sing “I Will Survive” at the top of your lungs
Disclaimer: McDonald’s is not responsible for any damage caused to your diet, waistline, or overall well-being. But hey, at least you’ll be happy.
