Krispy Kreme Scary Good Deal: $2 Glazed Donuts
Cue the spooky music… and the sweet, sweet aroma of freshly glazed donuts.
Your taste buds are about to get possessed… by deliciousness! That’s right, folks, Krispy Kreme is back at it again, tempting us with a deal sweeter than a witch’s brew. From now until October 13th, banish those hunger pangs with a dozen Original Glazed doughnuts for a mere two dollars… but there’s a catch (isn’t there always?).
Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable smiling, spontaneous donut cravings, and an overwhelming desire to tell everyone you know about the deal.
What’s the Deal?
You see, this deal requires a sacrifice. A sacrifice in the form of purchasing another dozen doughnuts. It’s like Krispy Kreme is saying, “Oh, you want a dozen heavenly, melt-in-your-mouth glazed rings of joy for two bucks? Prove your devotion! Buy another dozen first!”
Look, we’re not complaining. It’s like that old saying: “Give a man a dozen doughnuts, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to exploit a loophole in a doughnut promotion, and he’ll gain five pounds but achieve peak happiness.”
$2 Glazed Donuts
So grab your Ouija board, summon your bravest friend (you’ll need backup), and head to your nearest Krispy Kreme. Just don’t forget to utter the magic words at checkout: “scarygood.”
Who knows, if you whisper it three times in the mirror, maybe a dozen more will appear… or maybe that’s just the sugar rush talking.
This deal is scary good and only lasts until October 13th. So, grab your keys, your phone, or your broomstick (we don’t judge), and get yourself to Krispy Kreme. Use that scarygood code and bust your taste buds with a $2 dozen Original Glazed® donuts.
Happy donut hunting, my fellow sweet-toothed friends. May your days be filled with sugar, spice, and everything nice.
