Jack in the Box’s New Biscoff Donut Holes
Good morning, fellow breakfast enthusiasts and dessert-for-breakfast apologists. Jack in the Box has swooped in to save your mornings with their newest sugar bomb: Biscoff Donut Holes. That’s right—Jack just gave us permission to eat cookies for breakfast, and honestly, who are we to argue with greatness?
These bite-sized delights are three (yes, three) fluffy donut holes, lovingly coated in Biscoff cookie crumbles. For those of you who’ve been living under a rock (or, more likely, in a world without international flights), Biscoff is the magical cookie that airlines give you so you stop complaining about the lack of legroom. Now imagine that cookie, but smashed into crumbs and tossed all over warm donut holes. Are you drooling yet? Same.
At 230 calories for the whole trio, these donut holes aren’t just a snack—they’re a life upgrade. And with a starting price of $1.50, they’re cheaper than your daily coffee, your sad oatmeal, or even that pack of gum you keep forgetting to buy.
Here’s the lowdown:
- The Dough: Three perfectly-sized donut holes, each a fluffy, pillowy cloud of doughy goodness. They’re the kind of donut holes that make you want to sing a song of praise to the gods of dough.
- The Crunch: Now, here’s where things get interesting. These donut holes are tossed in a generous helping of Biscoff cookie crumble. It’s like a party in your mouth, with a symphony of sweet, buttery, and slightly spicy notes.
- The Price: Starting at a mere $1.50, these little bites of heaven are a steal. You can practically hear the angels singing as you reach for your wallet.
A Sweet Addition to Breakfast, Or Just Dessert in Disguise?
These donut holes are advertised as a “sweet addition to breakfast,” which is a polite way of saying “dessert at 7 a.m.” And honestly, we’re here for it. Why settle for boring toast or a sad granola bar when you can kickstart your day with something that feels like a reward for just waking up? Life’s too short to eat boring breakfasts, and Jack in the Box knows it.
Besides, breakfast is just a social construct anyway. If we can call donuts and sugary cereal “breakfast,” then cookie-covered donut holes are practically a health food. You’re basically just carbo-loading for all those emails you’ll ignore later.
At the end of the day (or the start of it), these donut holes are proof that sometimes, good things come in small packages. And by “small packages,” we mean three tiny donuts that will leave you wondering why you didn’t order more.
So go ahead, treat yourself because Jack In The Box just gave us a reason to enjoy food again that’s cheaper than therapy and almost as effective.
