Hold onto your hats (and your wallets!), sandwich enthusiasts! The Jimmy John’s $10 Total Package, the beacon of budget-friendly deliciousness, is sadly packing its bags and heading off to the great deli in the sky on September 8th.
☛ Jimmy John’s $10 TOTAL PACKAGE MEAL Ends 9/8
Hurry Before It’s Gone: Jimmy John’s $10 Total Package Ends 9/8
That’s right, folks. The era of stuffing your face with an 8” Original sandwich, a side of chips, a refreshing beverage, AND a sweet treat for a measly ten bucks is coming to a close. We’re talking Vito’s, Big John’s, the Italian Night Club – all yours for a price that would make even a college student grin. But alas, the good times must end.
Why the heartbreak? We can only speculate. Perhaps the cost of lettuce has skyrocketed to astronomical levels. Maybe the freaky fast delivery guys are demanding hazard pay for navigating the treacherous streets with a mountain of sandwiches. Or maybe, just maybe, Jimmy John himself has finally decided he deserves a bigger cut of the action.
Regardless of the reason, the news has sent shockwaves through the sandwich-loving community.
- “My wallet is mourning,” sobbed one devoted customer.
- “This is a tragedy of epic proportions,” wailed another.
- “I’m going to have to start making my own sandwiches now? What is this, the dark ages?” shrieked a third.
The internet is buzzing with theories about how to prolong the lifespan of this glorious deal. Some are suggesting mass protests outside Jimmy John’s locations, while others are proposing a petition signed in marinara sauce.
But the reality is, the $10 Total Package is gone, baby, gone.
So if you’re craving a final, glorious freaky fast feast, you’ve got until September 8th to get your fix. Don’t let this opportunity slip through your fingers like a rogue pickle. Grab a sandwich, a side, a drink, and a dessert. It’s the last hurrah for a deal so good, it’s almost unbelievable. And who knows, maybe you’ll even snag a free pickle with your order. Fingers crossed!
(Disclaimer: We don’t condone protesting with marinara sauce, but totally understand if someone decided to do this.)
