BREAKING NEWS: Brace yourselves, pizza enthusiasts, for a shocking image has surfaced on the popular social media platform Reddit, depicting a Domino’s pizza so savagely burnt, it has been deemed a crime against humanity, and a culinary experience so disturbing, viewer discretion is advised. The alleged perpetrator, Reddit user wood_planking, uploaded the photographic evidence, sparking outrage and disgust amongst pizza lovers worldwide.
Trial By Fire
Pizza experts have also weighed in on the atrocity. Renowned pizzaiolo Tony Pepperoni (not his real name) stated, “This is a travesty, a disgrace to the art of pizza-making. This pizza has suffered a fate worse than pineapple on pizza.”
Whatever the cause, one thing is clear: this pizza is a culinary casualty, a victim of a heinous food crime. The image serves as a stark reminder of the importance of pizza vigilance and the dangers of inattentive baking.
As the investigation continues, the world holds its breath, hoping that justice will be served and that such a culinary catastrophe will never again befall an innocent pizza.
Disclaimer: This article is intended for humorous purposes only and does not reflect the actual views of Domino’s or any pizza-related organizations. Please enjoy your pizza responsibly and always supervise your oven.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!
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