Applebee’s Really Big $9.99 Meal Deal: Clear the Table and Your Afternoon Plans
Breaking news, folks: Applebee’s just dropped their Really Big $9.99 Meal Deal, and it’s here to test your stomach’s capacity, your willpower, and possibly the structural integrity of your dining table. For just $9.99, you can feast on either the Big Cluckin’ Chicken Sandwich or the Big Classic Bacon Cheeseburger, plus fries AND a drink. That’s right—this isn’t just a meal, it’s a full-blown food event.
The deal is so big, they had to slap the word “Big” on it twice. If that’s not confidence, we don’t know what is.
The Main Event: Big Cluckin’ Chicken vs. Big Classic Bacon Cheeseburger
First up, let’s talk about The Big Cluckin’ Chicken Sandwich. This hand-breaded masterpiece features a MASSIVE chicken breast—so big it’s probably bench-pressing smaller chickens in its free time. It’s served with lettuce, tomato, mayo, and pickles on a brioche bun that’s just trying its best to hold it all together. Honestly, this sandwich isn’t cluckin’ around. If you’ve ever wished for a chicken sandwich that doubles as an upper body workout, congratulations—Applebee’s heard you.
On the other hand, there’s the Big Classic Bacon Cheeseburger, which is basically your childhood burger dreams on steroids. It’s got a juicy all-beef patty (no frozen hockey pucks here), topped with not one, but two slices of American cheese and two strips of Applewood-smoked bacon. Add lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles, slap it all on a brioche bun, and boom—you’ve got a burger that could single-handedly make your cardiologist nervous.
Fries and a Drink: The Sidekicks You Deserve
As if the Big Sandwiches weren’t enough, Applebee’s is throwing in fries AND a drink to complete your $9.99 food fiesta. These aren’t the sad fries you find at the bottom of a drive-thru bag, either. These are Applebee’s fries, golden and crispy, and probably seasoned with just the right amount of salt to keep you coming back for more. And the drink? It’s your choice, so go wild. Soda? Iced tea? Water if you’re feeling virtuous? Whatever pairs best with your impending food coma.
Dine-In or To-Go: The Choice Is Yours
You can enjoy this Really Big Meal Deal in two equally exciting ways:
- Dine-In: Sit down, spread out, and enjoy the judgmental stares of other diners as you tackle this feast. Bonus points if you manage to finish the whole thing without unbuttoning your pants.
- To-Go: Want to hide your gluttony from the world? Applebee’s has your back. Grab your meal, bring it home, and eat it in stretchy pants like the champion you are.
So clear your calendar, grab $9.99, and prepare to feast like royalty—because at this price, you can’t afford not to indulge. Just be sure to save enough room for dessert… or at least enough energy to roll yourself back to the car.
